Grap van die dag
A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender: “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?’ A deathly silence transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to him says: “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartenderis blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I’m a 6′ tall, 200lb blonde with ablack belt in Karate. What’s more, the woman sitting next to me is blondeand she’s a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she’s apro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?”The blind man pauses to think, and says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.” www.funnybox.com
