Die avonture van 'n Badkamerteel

My aversie teenoor die franse het hierdie week Ricoffy verbygesteek.

Ek weet nie wie van julle die rugby world cup 2007 opening serimonie oorleef het nie.

Ek was eers onder die oorweldeginde indruk dat die organiseerder onder die invloed van natriumsulfaat was, maar na 5 minute van absolute shock horror en disbelief het ek tot die kennis gekom dat almal wat deelgeneem het in hierdie seremonie onder die invloed was.

Maar genoeg daarvan, Ek het terwille van julle, ons getroue lesers, vir 'n halfuur deur 7de laan gesit. Ongelukkig kon ek glad nie die storielyn volg nie. Ek het toe die moeite gedoen om by getroue 7de Laan kykers die volgende inligting te kry.

...storielyn...

Dezi het 'n Identity crises gehad en vir Jan Hendrik gelos.

Bart het nier problme opgetel na 'n bietjie te veel jol by Omally's

Emma is terug en manies as ooit oor haar Ex

Emma se ex het 'n nuwe liefde gevind

...jammer, 7de laan het sopas begin!...

Sjoe! dit was amper!

...inelkgeval, Die fantastiese show het my vandag amper in trane gehaad.

moennie vergeet om more te kyk nie

tosiens!

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

If you watch Idols on channel 38 (DSTV) Raise your hand.

{Post a comment to tell me if you raised your hand}

Well, so do I, but that's not what I'm writing about. I want to talk about the lack of good Afrikaans music.

With artist such as: Andries!(yes, the exclamation mark included);SonJsha; Henro en die brasse-biltong-brannas-sokkie band(I know, Im ashamed to be in the same species) and Karliandriana Jouberwesthuizen en die maas-kaas orkes I'm beginning to wonder if I really should move down under(to Australia, Dumbnut!) just to get away from Durt Karren. But don't buy your plane tickets yet, there is an upside! Young Afrikaans bands (e.g, Glaskas; Grassnyer;YSTERKOEI; Fopspeen) are here to save the day! Following in the footsteps of legends like Klopjag;Fokofpolisiekar; Jan Blohm; Piet Botha; Zinkplaat and Foto Na Dans, they will save you from the filth that some "people" call Afrikaans music.

If all goes well, we will hopefully never bear the horrific, unthinkable and unspeakable terror of:"Vyftig goue Afrikaanse sokkie Country treffers, volume drie"

Don't forget to watch channel 38. All Idols, all the time!

Cheers.

Albert.

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Joke of the Unspecified Time Period

A list of Banned Children's Books :
Dad's New Wife Timothy
Pop! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
How to Become the Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets
Egghead - and Other Things
Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures
The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Mom's Purse
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without Their Clothes On
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
How to Insert Sharp Objects into Your Ear
When is Later?
Rin Tin Tin Guards the Herd of Sheep
How Far is Not Far?
Three Men in a Tub - The Untold Story
The Boy Who Cried "Fire!"
Things Rat Poison Looks Like
Why Uncle Bud Falls Down
Back To School! A Munitions Primer
Jack and Jill and Ted and Alice
Things That Are Really Sharp
How Dopey Got His Name
Spinach or Steroids - A Guide to Scholarships

YSTERKOEI members 2007

Danie du Toit-Rythm/accoustic guitar;Lead+backing vocals;Harmonica

Albert vd Merwe-Bass guitar;Lead+backing vocals

Fritz Laubscher-Lead guitar;vocals

Moskou du Toit-Drums;percussion

More English on YSTERKOEI

People complain that using Afrikaans as the default language on our blog means that only
South Africans can read it.That's why I came to the conclusion that it might possibly be a good idea to maybe start posting in English AND Afrikaans. Hypothetically, of course. This means that we now have an English editor( Albert van der Merwe ) and an Afrikaans editor( Danie du Toit). Remember, if your in the Southern half of South Africa, keep your eyes on Jip in Die Burger for a date to come check us out in the Rockspaaider finals.
Cheers.
Albert.
YSTERKOEI

RockSPAAIDER 2007

Hi almal. soos julle behoort te weet, ons band het hierdie jaar in die Rockspaaider ingeskryf. Gisteraand was die semifinals en ons is baie bly om aan julle te se dat ons deurgedring het!!!?.
Ek is nog steeds lam in my bene.